tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post116279044018889989..comments2024-01-12T18:27:33.795-05:00Comments on Exercise in Futility: Hell on EarthTommykeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14751182125861177379noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post-1166547996944056242006-12-19T12:06:00.000-05:002006-12-19T12:06:00.000-05:00Are you my neighbor? I live in Plainview and shop ...Are you my neighbor? I live in Plainview and shop at the same store... I can't stand the people there... I always make sure I put my cart to the side, let others by who are browsing quicker than I and make sure I don't block the aisles....<BR/><BR/>I'm going to start bringing one of those horns with me, maybe they'll get the point....<BR/><BR/>Best days to shop are Jewish Holidays, place is empty!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post-1163957610620463772006-11-19T12:33:00.000-05:002006-11-19T12:33:00.000-05:00Well, just to confirm my already low opinion of Sh...Well, just to confirm my already low opinion of Shoprite customers, some lowlife took my turkey out of my shopping cart a short while ago when I stepped away from my cart to get a couple of items.<BR/><BR/>You see, the store was very crowded, and to try to negotiate the aisles of the store with a shopping cart is like being stuck in a car during rush hour traffic. That is why I tend to leave my cart and walk to different parts of the store to get what I need and come back.<BR/><BR/>Only this time, when I got back, I noticed that my cart had been moved, which happens sometimes, but I also noticed this time that something was missing. My turkey was gone. And it wasn't like it was on top and easy to grab quickly. Whomever stole my turkey had to take off the other groceries that were on top of the turkey. <BR/><BR/>I was so livid that I started going up to other shopping carts to see if they had my turkey in it, because my turkey was the Shoprite brand turkey and weighed 12.08 pounds. After stalking up and down several aisles without success, I decided it was an exercise in futility and grabbed another turkey. Rather than continue shopping for the rest of the items on the list, I decided that it was best to just pay for what I had so I would not have another turkey stolen from me. Had that happened, I really would have gone off the deep end.<BR/><BR/>I have to admit though, part of me was tempted to leave my cart with the second turkey and then observe it from a safe distance to see if I could catch an asshole customer in the act and read them the riot act. But cooler heads prevailed.Tommykeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14751182125861177379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post-1163490070363597442006-11-14T02:41:00.000-05:002006-11-14T02:41:00.000-05:00Wow. It's good to know that I'm not the only one w...Wow. It's good to know that I'm not the only one who daydreams about gunning people down publicly.<BR/><BR/>But what I'd really like to do is dig the upper beard of a hand axe under someone's jaw, and then rip it out completely. I would probably ejaculate instantly afterwards.<BR/><BR/>I love myself. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post-1163124297692413792006-11-09T21:04:00.000-05:002006-11-09T21:04:00.000-05:00SC - But one of my favorite things to do was, to w...SC - <I>But one of my favorite things to do was, to watch other mothers that have lost all control of their kids.</I> <BR/><BR/>Too Funny!<BR/><BR/>When we see other kids acting up, my girls look at me and say, "that kid is a brat! He needs a spanking huh mom?" - Yes he does sweetie!Dani Kekoahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12551545245512227602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post-1163123106175275542006-11-09T20:45:00.000-05:002006-11-09T20:45:00.000-05:00It could be worse. You could shop a Super Wal-Mar...It could be worse. You could shop a Super Wal-Mart with a bunch of Mexican illegals crowded in like a herd of cattle who have a half a dozen illegitimate kids with them, bouncing around and screaming at the top of their lungs in Spanish while the parents are oblivious to what's going on....Now that's hell on earth! No use in saying "excuse me" cause no one frickin understands English. I just love being a white minority in my own country.Dani Kekoahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12551545245512227602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post-1162866748150621172006-11-06T21:32:00.000-05:002006-11-06T21:32:00.000-05:00I just want to also say that my biggest shopping H...I just want to also say that my biggest shopping Hell on Earth is IKEA! I HATE that store. The two times I have been inside one was with my daughter who loves their stuff. However, it is a chaotic zoo to try to shop in. People everywhere, then you have to pick out what you want, take a "tag" and go to the warehouse and get the piece of crap whatever you want to buy off the warehouse shelves by yourself and then haul it to the super long check out lines with the rest of the shopping hoards. Last time we were in there, people would practically push you out of the way, the thermostat must be set at 95 degrees and then you have to be your own warehouse guy on top of it all! I told my daughter, never again will I set foot in there.Stardusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10560872454564355114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post-1162866428139249392006-11-06T21:27:00.000-05:002006-11-06T21:27:00.000-05:00I hate the supermarket, too. And all the things th...I hate the supermarket, too. And all the things that you wrote about people blocking the aisles while oblivious to the other people around them drive me crazy! I have gotten to the point where I just blurt out...EXCUSE ME PLEASE...and I smile and they do move. The most inconsiderate shoppers, however, are the ones who will run you over with their shopping carts with no qualms. Or worse, ram into the backs of your ankles...yeooouch! I have Rheumatoid Arthritis and it often affects me ankles, so it really hurts! Inconsiderate asses! THEN they don't even say they are sorry! I just want to turn around and smack them!Stardusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10560872454564355114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35315805.post-1162836082498513022006-11-06T13:01:00.000-05:002006-11-06T13:01:00.000-05:00I wonder if Atheists are more mindful, considerate...I wonder if Atheists are more mindful, considerate shoppers than Fundies.<BR/><BR/>Someone should do a study.<BR/><BR/>See, every post you make has something to do with Atheism.Baconeaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11134934827966299989noreply@blogger.com