Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Gays Cause Earthquakes in Israel?

As per the BBC, "Shlomo Benizri, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party... made his comments while addressing a committee of the Israeli parliament, or Knesset, about the country's readiness for earthquakes.

He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes."

Well, I guess if you had enough rather large and heavy Israeli homosexuals going at it simultaneously, it might result in a few minor tremors.

Hat tip to This Old Brit at Appletree.

3 comments:

theparentheticalatheist said...

Christians claim that atheists single them out for censure and abuse. This article helps point out that ANY religion is subject to ridicule whenever adherents to said religion use their ancient texts to come up with asshattery like this.

bullet said...

Of course gays cause earthquakes and all other sorts of disasters. That's why Chelsea and Greenwich Village in NYC and the French Quarter in NOLA have been utterly destroyed. Oh wait...

tina FCD said...

Funny! But ridiculous.