Friday, March 21, 2008

Message For This Easter Weekend

JESUS IS NEVER COMING BACK! EVER!

Have a Happy Easter. :-)

8 comments:

  1. Raptor Jeebus! Braise and Fry the Lawwwwd!!

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  2. Hee hee.

    I told the same things to some evangelists who came to the door this morning.

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  3. Jesus wasn't here the first time!

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  4. What are you talking about? Doesn't Jee-zuhs rise from the pumpkin patch every year and go on a brain-eating rampage? Praise Zombie Jee-zuhs!

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  5. Jesus wasn't here the first time!

    Perhaps, but my message was aimed towards the ones who believe he was here the first time.

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  6. Too fscking funny.

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