Sunday, October 21, 2007

Brokeback Hogwarts

"Oooh. it feels soooo good when I rub against this pole!"

It seems that J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, brought Hogwarts head wizard Albus Dumbledore out of the closet. As if paranoid Christian activists didn't have enough reasons for railing against the Harry Potter books already!

Expect the "Family Values" crowd to add Professor Dumbledore to the swelling ranks of that notorious pantheon of gay children's characters such as Tinky Winky and Spongebob Squarepants. However, Albus Dumbledore is an even greater threat to the morals of our fragile youth, because unlike Tinky Winky and Spongebob, Dumbledore is a real person.

5 comments:

salient said...

You forgot the Purple Teletubby that got Jerry Fall-ill's religious knickers in a twist.

Tommy said...

Tinky-Winky is the purple teletubby Salient!

Tattooed & Atheist (T&A) said...

I think it's great!
I mean, since they protest already, why not give em a bone to chew on! It just exposes the absurdity of these people!

Harry Nads said...

That link that talks about the Christian groups that are opposed to the Harry Potter series... they actually believe magic is real. I guess that makes sense because they believe their God of the Bible is real, too.

Brian said...

This proves that gay people are just regular folks. They can be evil, demon-worshiping necromancers just like anybody else.