Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Osama bin Laden Renounces Islam

Exercise in Futility has learned that Osama bin Laden has renounced his Muslim faith and has embraced Buddhism. According to an unpublished report which I cannot reveal at this time, bin Laden has sought refuge in a Buddhist monastery somewhere in Nepal, where he has vowed to devote the remainder of his days to meditation and avoiding the distractions of the material world.

And I wish to convey a Happy April Fools Day to all Muslims out there, because it is okay to tell a little fib for the sake of humor once in a while!

1 comment:

tina FCD said...

I KNEW that wasn't gonna happen! Happy April Fool's Day!