As you know, gays are what save towns from storms. Iowa? No gays. Cali? Gay and fine. Look at New Orleans and Katrina. What part of New Orleans didn't suffer much? French Quarter - totally gay. There needs to be a gay task force that can be flown in as storms threaten.
Anyway, if the Midwest is suffering because gays are getting married in Cali, god has some seriously bad aim. Wtf?
G*d is trying to tell us that commodity corn farming is bad for us. Think of the energy waste, the pollution, the economic cost from subsidies, &c... The flooding is a relatively precise tactical strike compared to, say, what Noah had to go through.
I just don't understand why Bush doesn't get it, what with Jesus whispering in his ear and all...
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As you know, gays are what save towns from storms. Iowa? No gays. Cali? Gay and fine. Look at New Orleans and Katrina. What part of New Orleans didn't suffer much? French Quarter - totally gay. There needs to be a gay task force that can be flown in as storms threaten.
Anyway, if the Midwest is suffering because gays are getting married in Cali, god has some seriously bad aim. Wtf?
Interesting that when hurricane Wilma hit Key West it was our churches that got flooded and the gay bars were completly same!
"Same"????
"Safe!" Oops!
Nah, and if they did, they'd be wrong.
G*d is trying to tell us that commodity corn farming is bad for us. Think of the energy waste, the pollution, the economic cost from subsidies, &c... The flooding is a relatively precise tactical strike compared to, say, what Noah had to go through.
I just don't understand why Bush doesn't get it, what with Jesus whispering in his ear and all...
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