Osama bin Laden Renounces Islam

Exercise in Futility has learned that Osama bin Laden has renounced his Muslim faith and has embraced Buddhism. According to an unpublished report which I cannot reveal at this time, bin Laden has sought refuge in a Buddhist monastery somewhere in Nepal, where he has vowed to devote the remainder of his days to meditation and avoiding the distractions of the material world.

And I wish to convey a Happy April Fools Day to all Muslims out there, because it is okay to tell a little fib for the sake of humor once in a while!